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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Jennifer Garner is NOT my sister.</text></paragraph>
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So last night I watched a season 4 alias episode for the first time. I must say the show definitely evolved from that last time I watched it back in 2002. First of all, Alias has a new hot sister:
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At first, I tried my best to figure out where this sister came from, but about five minutes later I realized it didn't really matter, b/c Alias and her sister are secret lesbian lovers. This plot twist is the best thing to ever happen to the show b/c now I can vicariously enjoy the sister's sexual escapades with Alias!
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Another key feature of season4 is the drastic increase in the number of skanky aliases as well as the extent of their skanky-ness. While season 1 had a pathetic average of 0.3 skanky aliases per episode, season 4 proudly presents an average of 5.79 deliciously slutty alias personalities (+/- 0.1 margine of error). And this doesn't even take into account the slutty sister factor!!! Lets take a comparative look:
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Season1 alias's included:
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Season 4, however, shows a drastic evolution in the lifetime of alias's:
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In conclusion, the racey 4th season differst immensly from its coservative first season counterpart. Howerver, one thing about will never change: COOL FONTS AND GRAPHICS. These graphics allow the viewers to easily understand where Alias is going. For instance, you know alias is in russia when it says
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What I don't get though, is why alias always goes to countries like Brussels and Russia and never to countries like
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But despite Alias's lack of travel to the Cocos (Keeling) Islands, the show is definitely worth an hour of my time (at least while the hot sister is around).
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