Falcons
The question I've been asking EVERYONE is:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD or THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING A FALCON AS A PET?
In the true realm of things, this question has great importance, perhaps priority 0. This urgency arises out of the direct relationship between the falcon and the hax.
FALCON
HAX
A more direct comparison shows the followsing similarities:
|
FALCON |
HAX |
|---|---|
|
-fiece claws |
-fierce claws |
|
-likes to wear a hood |
-likes to wear a hood |
|
-is often molested (click here for molestation pics! |
-is often molested |
|
-is big and full of feathers |
-is big and full of feathers |
|
-is a gothic |
-is a gothic |
These results leave no room for doubt: the falcon is analogous to the hax in every way. But what of the history of the falcon?
In the middle ages, the faclon was the most preffered pet, after dogs, among the nobility. Nobility would have the falcon sit on their arms as they strolled on leisurely walks or even attended banquets. Here is an immage of such a middle age occurrence:
Falcon:
Most preffered pet among Middle Aged nobility
How come the serfs did not have falcons as pets??? The anatomy of the falcon offers us some clues. Please refer to the diagram below.
Falcon's
anatomy: clue to the past
In conclusion, falcon is a very gothic bird, handled by many nobles in the Middle Ages. The end.
