Fans,
Again, the News Team has outdone itself. This time, I met Bill Gates. Only days after the CK commercial jumpstarted my career in the media world, I was invited to be part of a studio audience for an MTV news interview with Mr Gates himself. If you have windows, internet explorer with the latest version of flash, and are a huge slut, you can watch the footage here
As a News reporter, I was a little dissapointed at mtv's lack of integrity, mostly because the reporter's name was Yodel Diddian.
The show started with a brief name-guessing
game!!
Fortunately, I had front row seats
Here's another skreenshot
Here's another skreenshot
Fans, I know what you
might be thinking: MTV broadcast is too small to even be able to tell
that I was there.
But here's a fullscreen close up!!
During the interview, I was in deep thought
too bad the guy on the left is a zombie
too bad the guy on the left is a zombie
The show consisted
of a Q and A session between a star-obsessed 17-year old audience with
a strong interest in communication. In fact, the very
first question came from a communication major named Karrissa:
Bill Gates was eager to hear the question
Communcation major = HUGE insight into CS
Her question was very relevant
At first, Karrissa was shy
Bill Gates was eager to hear the question
Communcation major = HUGE insight into CS
Her question was very relevant
After Karrissa's
question, Yodal announced that it was time to go into a PACKAGE. Now, I
know what you're thinking, your preverted fans- say all your package
jokes... But in the media world, package actually means- some kind of
cartoon about Bill Gates.
We then came out of the package. It was time for another question:
Alexieyei had a very important question
I guess he was referring to this calculator:
It is no wonder Alexeieiy had problems with that kind of Russia calculator
Bill Gates countered Alexieye's question with an even more important counterquestion
We then came out of the package. It was time for another question:
Alexieyei had a very important question
I guess he was referring to this calculator:
It is no wonder Alexeieiy had problems with that kind of Russia calculator
Bill Gates countered Alexieye's question with an even more important counterquestion
daym!! Alexeiey got owned
by bill gates!! he totally didn't see that question coming!
It was now time for me to ask a question.
It was now time for me to ask a question.
WHen they gave me the microphone, all
the girls around me became understandably jealous
Its too bad they didn't get to hold the really cool MTV microphone
And now: the climax of my celebrity career
As always, Mr Gates gave a very appropriate response
Its too bad they didn't get to hold the really cool MTV microphone
And now: the climax of my celebrity career
As always, Mr Gates gave a very appropriate response
He then started to say
something about how open source would prevent his employee from feeding
his fatty children and buying some gas for his Hummer.
As Gates proceeded with his answer, we all watched his grinning face turn into a very angry frown.
Although many communication majors
furiously nodded away at every word mr Gates said, I did not buy it
As Gates proceeded with his answer, we all watched his grinning face turn into a very angry frown.
This was undoubtedly taking place in his
head
Zoom out view of the electrifying anger
Zoom out view of the electrifying anger
Fortunately, Diddian took us
to another package, and when came out of it...
This girl brought up a very important point
Mr Gates nodded in agreement.
Mr Gates nodded in agreement.
Fans, if you think Yodal
Diddian was the only one with a weird name, you are so wrong. Some girl
was actually called princess lopez.
i am not kidding, that was her real name.
Yodal called her PLO for short
In conclusion, in Russia
they make calculators with 4 buttons and no skreens. Sometimes,
calculator adds you.