Wisdom Tooth
Fans, do you know what is a wisdom tooth? I didn't, untill one day, my entire mouth instantly filled with blood and chuncks of flesh. And no matter how much I spit, there was an instant refill!! The cause of this monstrousity: an incoming widom tooth. I guess it sort of makes sense if you take a look at my xrays:
Xray Cam
That's right fans, with modern technology, we can even see blood and flesh in an xray. So anyways, it was time to take the guy out. But of course, as soon as I got to the surgeon's office, I was suddenly surrounded by people with swollen faces, and they all smelled bad. Thats why when I saw my surgeon I was all like "JK, no wisdom tooth here, ROTFLOL". But my surgeon said "enough! lets give her some nitrous".
And from that moment on, i realized i loved surgeons. From my perspective, the tooth extraction looked something like this:
The tooth came out almost instantly
That's why I'm gonna sell my tooth on ebay. It's an authentic item, part of a a unique collection. You must buy it ASAP and try to collect them all!!!
Anyway, after the surgery my dentist prescribed some kind of pain med for me, and I pretty much ran to the nearest pharmacy as fast as I could. Luckily I was in Westchester (as in, the ghetto) so when I got lost, there were many people I could ask for help:
